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One day Dane took a really big shit.
Dane: "Wow, that was a really big shit"

1) Don't die <Strength 100+> [DONTDIE]
2) Die [DIE]

DONTDIE

Using all of his strength, Dane didn't die.

But then he did.

GOTO DIE

DIE

Then he died.
Fuck you Dane

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